Pidjinvanlitdod is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, boastful rat.

Pidjinvanlitdod created a bottom quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Pidjinvanlitdod, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Pidjinvanlitdod, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Pidjinvanlitdod's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Pidjinvanlitdod's Holy Commandments

1. Pidjinvanlitdod loves goats, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not keep four whales in a large pit.

3. Never talk about dark matter near sheep while wearing gray boots and balancing three zinc spheres on your back.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pidjinvanlitdod.