Pibgammat is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, prudent clam.

Pibgammat created a top quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibgammat, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Pibgammat, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Pibgammat's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Pibgammat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never cross forests at midnight.

3. Pibgammat must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Put Pibgammat first in all things.

5. Never speak of fate in the presence of strangers.