Jarnflabgadfed is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, self-assured butterfly.

Jarnflabgadfed created life four billion years ago.

If you believe in Jarnflabgadfed, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Jarnflabgadfed, it will curse you with boils.

Jarnflabgadfed's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Jarnflabgadfed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record secrets concerning galaxies.

2. Do not keep six ants in a large pit.

3. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

4. Always store garlic above ground.

5. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.