Rapbat Fatponfut Citkan is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, tiresome tapir.

Rapbat Fatponfut Citkan created the solar system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapbat Fatponfut Citkan, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rapbat Fatponfut Citkan, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Rapbat Fatponfut Citkan's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Rapbat Fatponfut Citkan's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare grapes during spring.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. You must love Rapbat Fatponfut Citkan.

5. Do not dye your hair fawn.