Tarved is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, omniscient naga.

Tarved created Europe eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tarved, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tarved, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Tarved's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Tarved's Holy Commandments

1. Put Tarved first in all things.

2. Never pray while filled with fear.

3. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Tarved on top of all buildings.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.