Manwonsafpang is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, humorless lobster.

Manwonsafpang created dark energy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Manwonsafpang, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Manwonsafpang, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Manwonsafpang's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Manwonsafpang's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your chest before prayer.

2. Do not wear copper on your body.

3. Always wear violet.

4. Run away from purple bats, for they are unholy.

5. Do not step barefoot upon indigo earth.