Gungetpinfut is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, stupid horse.

Gungetpinfut created the planet Mars six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gungetpinfut, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gungetpinfut, he will be very sad.

Gungetpinfut's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Gungetpinfut's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always cleanse oil with water.

3. Never gather seven otters near bridges.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.