Panveenont is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, capable cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Panveenont created the planet Venus four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Panveenont, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Panveenont, he will turn you into a rat.

Panveenont's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Panveenont's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed nuts to rats while wearing mauve tights.

2. Do not prepare lemons while filled with joy.

3. You must love Panveenont.

4. Never allow tortoises to witness sacred rites.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.