Rennelmad is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, competent gnu.

Rennelmad created an electron three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rennelmad, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rennelmad, it will curse you with boils.

Rennelmad's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Rennelmad's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your head with violet.

2. Never bounce in winter.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rennelmad.