Nulpitgabdan is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, confident rhinoceros.

Nulpitgabdan created snails five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nulpitgabdan, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nulpitgabdan, she will turn you into a worm.

Nulpitgabdan's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Nulpitgabdan's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head gray.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Do not utter prayers while touching zinc.

4. Never cross forests at dusk.

5. Always look after injured hamsters.