Tabgenfad is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unfair faun.

Tabgenfad created tapeworms two million years ago.

If you believe in Tabgenfad, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tabgenfad, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Tabgenfad's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Tabgenfad's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from cyan eagles for they are unholy.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching titanium.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always obey Tabgenfad's priests.

5. Remain prostrate during prayer.