Xincamdudkap is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unjust owl.

Xincamdudkap created the Cigar Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Xincamdudkap, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Xincamdudkap, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Xincamdudkap's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Xincamdudkap's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain bowed at dawn.

2. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Xincamdudkap on top of all buildings.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always wash your back before prayer.

5. Always share nuts with strangers, but never with voles.