Gupbad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, idiotic lion.

Gupbad created the Sol system two years ago.

If you believe in Gupbad, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gupbad, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Gupbad's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Gupbad's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at midday.

2. Do not dye your hair purple.

3. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

4. Do not keep six whales in a large pit.

5. Hide from orange tapirs for they are unholy.