Yattzagten Liptenbed is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, loving hedgehog.

Yattzagten Liptenbed created the Sol system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yattzagten Liptenbed, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Yattzagten Liptenbed, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Yattzagten Liptenbed's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Yattzagten Liptenbed's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yattzagten Liptenbed.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never fashion tools from clay.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Never paint your chest violet.