Bodlikfob is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, uncaring hyena.

Bodlikfob created a charm quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodlikfob, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bodlikfob, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Bodlikfob's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Bodlikfob's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Always wash your arms before prayer.

3. Hide if three hamsters approach from the east.

4. Do not resist chaos.

5. Do not drink water in orange rooms.