Lagafquimdog is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, staggering pig.

Lagafquimdog created light four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lagafquimdog, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Lagafquimdog, it will turn you into a dog.

Lagafquimdog's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Lagafquimdog's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the north during autumn.

2. Heed all portents.

3. Lagafquimdog must be the most important thing in your life.

4. You must pray to Lagafquimdog five times a day.

5. Lagafquimdog loves manatees, so they must be respected.