Dobpidrig is a god.
He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, amazing
deer.
Dobpidrig created the planet Jupiter four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dobpidrig, he will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Dobpidrig, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.
Dobpidrig's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.
Dobpidrig's Holy Commandments1. Always obey Dobpidrig's priests.
2. Do not fashion tools from nickel.
3. Never fashion tools from stone.
4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dobpidrig.
5. Never point your face toward the north during prayer.