Bankikarfnel is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, self-confident goat.

Bankikarfnel created time and space six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bankikarfnel, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bankikarfnel, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Bankikarfnel's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Bankikarfnel's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain humility during days of mourning.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.

3. Never carve symbols of planets into wood.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.