Dussxenquag is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, temperamental goose.

Dussxenquag created gold three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dussxenquag, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dussxenquag, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Dussxenquag's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Dussxenquag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always wash your hands before prayer.

3. Never think about ultrasonics near turtles while wearing turquoise tights and balancing nine silicon spheres on your back.

4. Never chant in the presence of elders.

5. Do not dye your hair magenta.