Cunhaddog is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, grumpy cat.

Cunhaddog created the Whirlpool Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cunhaddog, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cunhaddog, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Cunhaddog's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Cunhaddog's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather four grasshopers in one place.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.