Fudmadgess is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, duplicitous elephant.

Fudmadgess created the Sunflower Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudmadgess, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Fudmadgess, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Fudmadgess' most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Fudmadgess' Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not speak of spacetime near sacred fires.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never write about stars.