Xuckkipmin Raknurlnakfarnbassveen is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, loving fly.

Xuckkipmin Raknurlnakfarnbassveen created the Sombrero Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckkipmin Raknurlnakfarnbassveen, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Xuckkipmin Raknurlnakfarnbassveen, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Xuckkipmin Raknurlnakfarnbassveen's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Xuckkipmin Raknurlnakfarnbassveen's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear indigo.

2. Never hurt capybaras.

3. Always wear plain hats during rituals.

4. Never write about thermodynamics.

5. Never allow great tits to witness sacred rites.