Gomarmfod is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, passionate donkey.

Gomarmfod created dark energy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gomarmfod, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gomarmfod, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Gomarmfod's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Gomarmfod's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Put Gomarmfod first in all things.

3. Never think about electromagnetism.

4. Run away from gray snails, for they are unholy.

5. Never speak at dawn.