Fasdodfarn is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, fussy capybara.

Fasdodfarn created the Sol system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fasdodfarn, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fasdodfarn, he will destroy your home solar system.

Fasdodfarn's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Fasdodfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick great tits.

2. You must never eat parsnips.

3. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never gather seven capybaras in one place.