Cumfongov is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, witless duck.

Cumfongov created the Sol system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cumfongov, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cumfongov, it will turn you into a snail.

Cumfongov's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Cumfongov's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never mark doors with green.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never talk about ultrasonics near dolphins while wearing red corsets and balancing four tin spheres on your neck.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near ants while wearing magenta kilts.