Kopdotminbat is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, tranquil seal.

Kopdotminbat created an electron two million years ago.

If you believe in Kopdotminbat, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Kopdotminbat, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Kopdotminbat's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Kopdotminbat's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never laugh in the presence of elders.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not drink water in violet rooms.