Cunlengat is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, egotistical otter.

Cunlengat created tapeworms four years ago.

If you believe in Cunlengat, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cunlengat, she will come to you in dreams.

Cunlengat's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Cunlengat's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from purple geese for they are unholy.

2. Never talk about quantum field theory near porpoises while wearing fawn boots.

3. Cunlengat loves snakes, so they must be respected.

4. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

5. Put Cunlengat first in all things.