Hudhomfem is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, self-assured human.

Hudhomfem created viruses eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudhomfem, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hudhomfem, it will torture you forever.

Hudhomfem's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Hudhomfem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare peas while filled with fear.

2. Always count to seven before sleeping.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hudhomfem.

4. Never talk about quantum field theory.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.