Buspopgat is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, merciful wombat.

Buspopgat created the Black Eye Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Buspopgat, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Buspopgat, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Buspopgat's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Buspopgat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear platinum on your body.

2. Erect four silicon sculptures of Buspopgat on top of important buildings.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always remove rings before touching gold.

5. Retreat if eight mites approach from the north.