Sabgabfoss is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, flying dog.

Sabgabfoss created the Andromeda Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sabgabfoss, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sabgabfoss, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Sabgabfoss' most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Sabgabfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never touch oil while tainted.

2. Do not dye your hair yellow.

3. Always wash your face before prayer.

4. Always treat eagles with great respect.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.