Sidsaskon is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, unselfish wren.

Sidsaskon created the Cigar Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidsaskon, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sidsaskon, he will boil you in a big pot.

Sidsaskon's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Sidsaskon's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of elders.

2. Never speak the names of black holes aloud.

3. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Sidsaskon in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never wear magenta tights.

5. Do not stand on grass.