Larpbadfadvag is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, unfair dolphin.

Larpbadfadvag created gold four billion years ago.

If you believe in Larpbadfadvag, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Larpbadfadvag, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Larpbadfadvag's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Larpbadfadvag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill voles.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Do not hurt monkeys.

4. Do not gather at wells at dusk.

5. Never fashion tools from wood.