Cittalbus is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, cheerful frog.

Cittalbus created the Milkyway six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cittalbus, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cittalbus, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Cittalbus' most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Cittalbus' Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Cittalbus' name in vain.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

3. Do not travel during summer.

4. You must love Cittalbus.

5. Never point your arms toward the south during prayer.