Nullhudnab is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, merciful elephant.

Nullhudnab created dark energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nullhudnab, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nullhudnab, it will curse you with boils.

Nullhudnab's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Nullhudnab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.

3. Worship no other gods but Nullhudnab.

4. Always wear plain kilts during rituals.

5. Do not skip in public.