Ruttadlun is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, stupid fox.

Ruttadlun created a down quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttadlun, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ruttadlun, it will come to you in dreams.

Ruttadlun's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Ruttadlun's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention turtles.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not dye your hair magenta.

4. Never pray while filled with envy.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.