Parkpopcim is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, duplicitous bee.

Parkpopcim created the Sun six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Parkpopcim, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Parkpopcim, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Parkpopcim's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Parkpopcim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not consume strawberries at dawn.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Do not speak of special relativity near sacred fires.

4. Worship no other gods but Parkpopcim.

5. Always obey Parkpopcim's priests.