Vabbesstaf is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, sage butterfly.

Vabbesstaf created life two million years ago.

If you believe in Vabbesstaf, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Vabbesstaf, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Vabbesstaf's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Vabbesstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place corn upon stone.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics near voles while wearing brown ear rings and balancing four silver spheres on your hands.

3. Do not resist order.

4. Never wear pink rings on sacred days.

5. Never talk about comets.