Cipkabjam is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, stupid wolf.

Cipkabjam created the solar system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cipkabjam, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cipkabjam, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Cipkabjam's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Cipkabjam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not step barefoot upon pink earth.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never mix nuts with ash.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never wear white scarves on sacred days.