Bopbogcud is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, happy turtle.

Bopbogcud created the Tadpole Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bopbogcud, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bopbogcud, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Bopbogcud's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Bopbogcud's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not wear cyan clothing.

4. Remain kneeling during prayer.

5. Always help eagles.