Vegxenlik is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, proud bee.

Vegxenlik created the cosmos two million years ago.

If you believe in Vegxenlik, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Vegxenlik, he will turn you into a sheep.

Vegxenlik's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Vegxenlik's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach forests carrying ash.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always cleanse oil with water.