Vidmatvan is a god.

She takes the form of a small, ruthless beaver.

Vidmatvan created the planet Jupiter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vidmatvan, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vidmatvan, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Vidmatvan's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Vidmatvan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt ducks.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Vidmatvan.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Never adorn your arms with white markings.

5. Never speak of chaos in the presence of priests.