Zagomtvidbon is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, generous walrus.

Zagomtvidbon created an electron three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zagomtvidbon, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Zagomtvidbon, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Zagomtvidbon's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Zagomtvidbon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum gravity near eagles while wearing violet shorts and balancing four carbon spheres on your chest.

2. Always obey Zagomtvidbon's priests.

3. Always wear cyan.

4. Do not consume garlic at dawn.

5. Do not drink alcohol.