Fenbidstik is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, witty horse.

Fenbidstik created humanity six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fenbidstik, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fenbidstik, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Fenbidstik's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Fenbidstik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never talk about sheep.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never carve symbols of planets into wood.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.