Likvonkcungednillxenwad is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, ruthless scorpion.

Likvonkcungednillxenwad created vertebrates nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Likvonkcungednillxenwad, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Likvonkcungednillxenwad, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Likvonkcungednillxenwad's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Likvonkcungednillxenwad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear green clothing.

2. Always treat geese with great respect.

3. Worship no other gods but Likvonkcungednillxenwad.

4. Do not prepare oranges while wearing corsets.

5. Do not eat cucumbers.