Libcar is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, calm wren.

Libcar created bats two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Libcar, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Libcar, he will come to you in dreams.

Libcar's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Libcar's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from stone.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not contemplate quantum field theory during the night.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.