Narlbafvad is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, confident walrus.

Narlbafvad created the planet Saturn five million years ago.

If you believe in Narlbafvad, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Narlbafvad, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Narlbafvad's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Narlbafvad's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove corsets before entering holy places.

2. Remain bowed during prayer.

3. Never wear rings.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Pray towards the south.