Mobvadlun is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, two-faced cat.

Mobvadlun created the cosmos four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobvadlun, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Mobvadlun, it will manifest in front of you.

Mobvadlun's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Mobvadlun's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

2. Do not prepare wheat while wearing coats.

3. Always store oranges above ground.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.