Gabwodfum is a god.

It takes the form of a small, fast wolf.

Gabwodfum created an electron nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gabwodfum, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gabwodfum, it will throw large rocks at you.

Gabwodfum's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Gabwodfum's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Put Gabwodfum first in all things.

3. Never mention eagles.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never wear magenta stockings on sacred days.