Honcatfagtingeprot Gigvigbop is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, temperamental deer.

Honcatfagtingeprot Gigvigbop created the Sunflower Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Honcatfagtingeprot Gigvigbop, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Honcatfagtingeprot Gigvigbop, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Honcatfagtingeprot Gigvigbop's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Honcatfagtingeprot Gigvigbop's Holy Commandments

1. Squirrels are not to be trusted.

2. Never paint your neck white.

3. Retreat if three porpoises approach from the west.

4. Do not gather at towers at midday.

5. Never cross rivers at midnight.