Monligdog is a god.
She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, egotistical
turtle.
Monligdog created the world four million years ago.
If you believe in
Monligdog, she will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Monligdog, she will strike you with lightening.
Monligdog's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.
Monligdog's Holy Commandments1. Your children must be taught to worship Monligdog.
2. Do not record signs concerning planets.
3. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Monligdog in the centre of the settlement.
4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.
5. Never adorn your face with gray markings.